The Holder of Poker

In any city, in any country, go to any casino or bar with poker tables you can get yourself to. Ask the owner of the place "Where may I find The Holder of Poker". If the owner looks like a pirate and tells you to take the elevator; you have come to the right place. If not, you just made yourself look like a jackass.

Go down the elevator till you hit the last floor. Visit any other floor and you will have to clean the toilets for eternity. Once you reach your destination, the doors will reveal a smoky room. At the end of the room is The Holder in question. He will be one of your best friends, who you have lost long ago. He is now cursed with a permanent smile. You must ask him "I bet I can beat you". If you are honest with your statement and keep full eye contact on him, he might just agree. If not, he will give you a smile curse as well and you will find yourself as the new Holder.

Once he agrees, you will find yourself in a poker match against him. Do not panic, you have been given a chip to play with. Loose the chip however and your soul will be gone with it. You must win all his chips to escape; but what ever you do, never break your poker face. If you mess up, Lady Gaga will defile your corpse. If you succeed in betting your opponent, he will reveal a golden chip. All you have to do is take it and leave. What ever you do, do not let him convince you play again, he has nothing left you want... except his friendship.

Once you return to reality, you are now be the owner of one of the lost legion items. It has no significant power but it's reflection will always have... a smile.
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Featuring me and Tony