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Blue Zircon Secrios - The Ultimate Gemtleman

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Secrios stands alone in the most isolated part of his city. On a beach where keyblade wielders thought and died for the right of edginess. He begins to monologue...

Secrios: I may not be the best man, I may not even be an honest man... But I am a Gemtleman. For years I have been a gem trapped in a Gary Stu's body, and I didn't even realise it till now. Much like MLP, Steven Universe showed me the way to enlightenment. It's humour, its charm, its new found way of life. It never spoke with the brain, but all from the heart. Like a distant fever dream of a retro genre that never fully existed, it creates nostalgia from thin air. So I ask, why can't a man cross the crystal gates as he pleases? A man who galloped on all fours then ran with polished shoes. Never to fully transcend once again. The Valkyrie Maidens of Tumblr have blocked our path to the city of diamonds, and casted us out as the common folk we once were, only for praying to more than one sun. This will be the first drop of a coming tide; I fear when this is all over it shall wash us away.

MicSet: Sec what are you doing?

Secrios: Hey Mic, I joined a new cult. I'm a gem now.

MicSet: A huh... Oh my god! Did you stab yourself with a diamond?

Secrios: Actually its called a Zircon.

Secrios faints from blood loss.

Micset: Oh shit! Somebody call 911!

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So if you have no idea what's going on, I have been watching Steven Universe. Its a great show with lots of washed out retro colours; and I thought it be nice to pay homage by making a temporary gemsona out of Secrios.
This is also a response to those SJWs who think you can't be both a Brony and a BroGem.
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